June 2012
Watchmageofbutts:
blingostarr:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
May 2012
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rottenfruitloop:
aileran:
rottenfruitloop:
I drew an accurate and vivid representation of my life.
I gave your picture a happy ending ^_^
oh my god
incognitovindicator:
back in 2nd grade we were doing a soccer drill where we had to dribble the ball around our partner and there was an odd number of kids in my class that day which meant that i didn’t have a partner
so my teacher partnered me up with a cone and i started dribbling around the cone but then he blew the whistle so we had to switch roles
and i just stood there with the ball next...
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arrow-child:
So my parents won’t let me go to Fanime today, but that’s okay, I guess. I’ve already scoured the Artist Alley about 10 times and I went through the Dealer’s Room about 5 times. The panels I want to go to are either too early or late for me to go. And I’ve met all the cool people I’ve wanted to see! I am a bit bummed out about not being able to see some more awesome cosplays, but...
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Watch
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Freakin Calculus grade dropped from B- to C+ literally last second, and all my parents can say is how disappointed they are in me, how I screwed up their lives.
Threaten to take away privileges even when they KNEW I tried my hardest, stayed up late every night trying to keep my grade up. They said that if I really had to work that hard, I would be getting better grades. Said that I was smart but...
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HAHA SCHOOL’S IN A FEW HOURS. TIME TO FINISH THIS PPT.
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So apparently my relative’s relatives decided that next weekend would be too cold to go camping. So they canceled. WHICH MEANS I CAN GO TO FANIME FOR (probably) ALL THE DAYS INSTEAD OF JUST FRIDAY AND A FEW HOURS OF SATURDAY.
myspacefamosity:
fritata:
nerf-car:
hey i...
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The following quotations are taken from official...
Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."
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Homestuck Act Lengths
allthehomestucksunite:
This is just an image representing relative lengths of Homestuck acts, intermissions, Act acts, and act intermissions.
Submitted by: squishu
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How the hell did I manage to sleep from 4pm to midnight?
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I keep randomly crying today and I don’t know why. This morning, I woke up cry for no reason. I remember my dream, and it wasn’t that sad. It just… keeps happening.
I barely ever cry normally… I don’t know what’s going on…
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So my mom says she’s not driving me to school anymore. So I asked her if that meant I had to learn how to drive. She said, sure, whatever, you have to earn your own car. So I was like, so you’ll sign my work permit? She said no.
What the hell do you expect me to do to get the money then, sell drugs? What the hell.
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i-is-dave:
asidewalksymphony:
chickahdee:
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Watchfirefly-class:
sexytypewriter:
lolbitches:
feltonfuckfest:
youhavethatrumble:
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME.
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AD CAMPAIGN EVER
Oh lawd.
BEST.